Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Zuban chup ho to ank...

Zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MASTER JI :- Agar sa...

MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Maine Kal S...

Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sabse bada aatank k...

Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus..............

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Sh...

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ek computer field ki...

ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mandir Me Juta Utart...

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher:Tum kis Khan...

Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti h

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl 2 Ramdev: Baba ...

Girl 2 Ramdev: Baba agar me kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev: Narak me jaogi
Girl: Agar apko kiss karu to?
Ramdev: Chalaak ladki!
Swarg jana chahti h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Life m chahe kitne b...

Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai
'MALARIA' WALE MACHAR ANDE DETE H..BE ALERT..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)