Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Ek bacha paida hotay...

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair.
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Makkhi ganjay k si...

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, Wah! kya ghar mila he tujhay
Pehli Makkhi boli, Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida he.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Will u marry m...

Girl: Will u marry me?
Boy: No, humare family main shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se ki ;)

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo Stop Pe Thi Me D...

Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,
Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya
Kaha "CHANDA".
UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly
Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?
UsNe Pyar Se kaha:
"ChandA"

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Father: 12th Krne k ...

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?
Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don’t worry I’m married

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)