Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya apko ladkian pas...

Kya apko ladkian pasand h?
Kya ap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte h?
Kya ap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte h?
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Importance of thumb-...

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke n...

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl- kya tum mujhse...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ldki prfum lga k b...

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi.
Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota h.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Final of T20 World C...

Final of T20 World Cup
'India vs Sri Lanka'
Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya h.
India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata h.!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)