Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Santa: shirt ka koi ...

Santa: shirt ka koi badiya kapda dikhana? Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Salesman: Plain me dikhau?
Santa: Plane tak kyu jana h,
Yhi par dekh lo..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aapko English ka ais...

Aapko English ka aisa word pta hai,
Jise aage ya piche khi se bhi padho,
Aapko apna hi naam dikhega,
Chalo mai btata hu,
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U L L U

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum paas aye aur yu ...

Tum paas aye aur yu muskuraaye
Tumne apne 32 dant dikhaye,
Tumare dant dekhkar mera dil bhut roya,
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Yr tumse brush bhi theek se nhi hota kya?

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Call Girl: Wanna hav...

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free me.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya.! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of Innocence-...

Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tufani Barish May Ra...

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 l...

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Pita
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubara pita.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha h?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)