Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Mard ka UNDERWEAR 1 ...

Mard ka UNDERWEAR 1 mithai ki dukan ha.
jahan 1 cream roll.
kuch sewaiyyan.
2 rasgullay hain.
Aur khushi k mauqa par kheer be banti ha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy:Kash maiN lipsti...

Boy:Kash maiN lipstick hota
hamesha tere lips pe rehta
Girl:Achha hua nahi hai warna har dusre din kisi ke LUNND par chipka hota.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dulhan: aa,aaa..Dard...

Dulhan: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhan:1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bacha: aunty is bar ...

Bacha: aunty is bar to apka larka hi hoga
Aunty: tumhe kese pata chala
Bacha: ap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st Lady: What do Yo...

1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
1st Lady: Why?
2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jagjit Singh singing...

Jagjit Singh singing: Yeh daulat bhi le lo, Yeh shohrat bhi le lo.
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-
Main toh bahut pareshan hun,
meri toh aurat bhi le lo :’(

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa (Bete Banta se...

Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aye h?
Banta:Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab me paida bhi nahin hua tha!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Yaar Ghajini ...

Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie me Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta: Arey jab wo gym se wapas ata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man karta hai, Aapk...

Man karta hai,
Aapke paas aau,
Aapke paas aakar thoda rukh jau,
Na kuch bolu aur na baithu
Bus Aapki aankho mai
Santre ka chikal nichoor kar bhag jau.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar to his servan...

Sardar to his servant: Go & water the Plants.
Servant: But it’s already raining.
Sardar replied: So what? Take an Umbrella & go..!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)