Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Teacher: Do you know...

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

somtimes wen i cry n...

somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.

sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte h.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Toilet is like a c...

A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The fnuny tnihg abuo...

The fnuny tnihg abuot
tihs sms is taht
eevn tohugh all the
wrods are msesed up
you can sitll raed it...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: U failure !...

Teacher: U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: yesterday-nigh...

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl Wearing Very Sh...

Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ye joke padhoge to h...

Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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isliye maine nhi bheja..
I really care for u..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 sardar ko Chand pa...

1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya h, Chand to hoga h nhi .

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sach ka saamna Jawa...

Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai.....
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)