Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Boy to Girl: tum nah...

Boy to Girl: tum nahati nahi ho kya
Girl: nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne esa q pucha
Boy: kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.

ha ha ha

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Tu kitne baje u...

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl: Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Extra Kameena Bacha!...

Extra Kameena Bacha!

Son: Papa apki love marrige h na?
Dad: Ha per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri D.O.B me sirf 5 month ka fark h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Tumhari Car kai...

Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h?
Girl: Theek chal rhi h.
Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Tum kya karte ...

Girl: Tum kya karte ho ?
Boy: Times of India me job krta tha lekin abhi chodd dia
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Aasi thandi me kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega ?

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son: Seekh gaya, see...

Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya
Idea Internet Network (IIN) se me bhi banana sikh gaya,

Father: Kya? Drone banana ?
Son: Nahi, Chutiya banana.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the similari...

What is the similarity between cricket and loose motions..??
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.DHONI idhar bhi hai.. DHONI udhar bhi hai.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ajj wo pagli meko pa...

Ajj wo pagli meko pani m neel daal k boli
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Ajj blue hai pani pani pani pani

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sonu: 1 "...

Sonu: 1 "DUREX" dena

Medical Store: Tum Sharma ji k beta ho na ?

Sonu: Uncle "COREX" dena, dawai ka naam bhi nhi nikal rha theek se.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: If you will pr...

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
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Boy: DEGI?

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)