Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

I have learned so mu...

I have learned so much
from my mistakes,

I am thinking of making
a few more.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Me: Hello 911 Opera...

Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lets be something mo...

Lets be something more than friends.
What, best friends?

No, I mean something more than that.
Mega best friends?

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I love Pandas. They...

I love Pandas.
They're not RACISTS.
They are black, and
white, and Asian.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son: I have an iphon...

Son: I have an iphone
Daughter: I have an ipod
Wife: I have an ipad
Dad: I paid for all this.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I almost went to jai...

I almost went to jail today.
I was so scared.
Those monopoly games
get pretty intense.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why do I always text...

Why do I always text you first?
You don't have to if you don't want to?
Then we would never talk!

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

So we're cool n...

So we're cool now right?
You seem calm enough,
I am thinking you're not
mad anymore.

I may look calm, but in
my mind I have killed you
several times.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I definitely feel li...

I definitely feel like
you hate me

I hate everyone so you
shouldn't take it personally.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)