Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Man saw a Beautifu...

A Man saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her.

Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Man: B.Com final year"

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.

Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Flowers die, Storie...

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Thought of the day: ...

Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Define a True Music ...

Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: What shoul...

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)