Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Once Rajnikant Teach...

Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known
As CID Inspector Daya

By: Puneet
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jidhar apna crush ha...

Jidhar apna crush hai..Saala udhar pehle se he rush h,

Aur abhi tympass karne ke liye sirf Candy Crush h.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy & girl of cl...

Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied ” NO Never!
Boy said to girl:
See i told you not to worry.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Do u have any ...

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hey friend remember ...

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 men were fixing a ...

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Men 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love is possible aft...

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..!!!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Catch her by her wai...

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ..
..nice drink..PEPSI

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)