Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

U R 100% beautiful, ...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Star + Moon = Romant...

Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why do U think I SMS...

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

New Concept of Life:...

New Concept of Life:-

Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

G - Gapshup Mein Sab...

G - Gapshup Mein Sabse Aage
I - Innocent, Sirf Shakal Se
R - Rone Ki Automatic Machine
L - Ladai Mein Sab Ki Amma..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chand pe kali ghata ...

Chand pe kali ghata to ati to hogi
Sitaaron ko muskurahat ati to hogi
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi ati to
hogi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladkiyon ke college ...

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO..

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I l I lo I lov I lov...

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the
best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE
animals.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj kuch gahbraye se...

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar
kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good
Morning.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal ...

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana
dete...Kambhakt
marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)