A relation of Moral,jealous, love,envy,loyalty,disloyalty,wavelength,physical closeness,mental,emotional and spiritual compatibility. A relation of communication.

Pati aur patni ki La...

Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
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Agar "Yeh galat h toh Inhe utha lo
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Aur
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"Me galat hu toh.
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Mujhe vidwa Banado.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

HUSBAND : Raja Dasha...

HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?

HUSBAND : Me 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

LOVE IS LIFE LIFE I...

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: yesterday-nigh...

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

HUSBAND and WIFE are...

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati: kal padosan me...

Pati: kal padosan mere sapne me aayi thi,
patni: akeli aayi hogi na ?
pati: tumhe kaise pata chala?
Patni: uska pati to mere sapno mein aaya tha.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati & patni don...

pati & patni dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kya
Patni :kon thi ye?
Pati :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Cricket wal...

Husband: Cricket wala channel lagao.
Wife: Nahi lagaungi.
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Husband: Dekh lunga
Wife: Kya dekhloge?
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Husband: Yahi channel jo tum dekh rahi ho.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)