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Santa student: Miss,...

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?
Teacher: Nahi toh.
Santa: Kamaal h, subah mere mobile pe Likha Tha..

Miss Call...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: What is the...

Teacher: What is the diffirence between Pyar & Shaadi?
Santa: Very simple sir, pyar insaan ko andha bana deta h aur shaadi insaan ke ankhen khol deti h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada...

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?

BANTA- Desh mai itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

45 saal ka SANTA lad...

45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ke Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.?

boli-20 saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO...

SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO.
Bikari - Roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari- lao tamatar he do
Santa ke Mummy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa 2 Banta: SANT...

Santa 2 Banta:
SANTA- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo M 1 Baat Note Ke Hai!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote H.
Tab Train Jaroor Aati H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa says: Duniya K...

Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shadi m 1 Santa ne d...

Shadi m 1 Santa ne dish pe tissue paper dekh k socha syad ye b khane ki chiz h,
jaise he wo khane laga,
Banta jor se bola "NA KHA OYE EKDUM FEEKA H"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bin Us K Zindagi D...


Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai H,
Meri Aankhon Mai Q Mout Simat aae H,
Kehtay Hain Log Ishq Ko Ibadat Yaro,
Ibadat Mai Phr Q Itni Ruswai H.
SMS uploaded by SHAYARI FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Chand ka kya kasur A...

Chand ka kya kasur Agar rat bevafa nikle kuchh pal thahare fir chal nikle UNse kya kahe o to sachchhe the shayad hamari takder he hamse khafa nikle.
SMS uploaded by SHAYARI FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)
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