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Aap Khud Nahi Janti ...

Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
Aap Ki Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sandeep
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Ek tu teri aawaz yaa...

Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sandeep
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Tujse hi har subha h...

Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sandeep
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Santa's girfrie...

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Hamare Desh K...

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar He Jata H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta- Ladki ko prapo...

Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ke sabse safe jagah konsi h?
Banta- Mandir
Santa- Mandir kyu?
Banta- Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo m CHAPPAL nai hoti.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: Cow Hamari ...

Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors -sea+nears
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors -Zoo+nears
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Kadi-Chaawal K...

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M BMW Mili H.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nhi H!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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