Na woh inkaar karti hai. Na woh inkaar karti hai. KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi. Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi, kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai, makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi, latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan?.
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwabo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete h, Wah wah.! Irshad Irshaad.! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete h, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete h.
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey Pehli makhi boli: Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida h.
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte h, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte h, Najane kub AP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay h.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy: Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
Wife hinting husband 4 a new car Says : Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it He gifted her a weighing machine.
