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Durga Puja Khushio k...

Durga Puja Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Ma Durga kaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman hoÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

By: B K Tripathi
Category: FESTIVALS (DURGA PUJA)

l Sarva mangala mang...

l Sarva mangala mangalye shive sarvartha sadhike ll l sharanye tryambake gouri narayani namostute ll Happy navaratri & dasara to u and your family.!

By: B K Tripathi
Category: FESTIVALS (DURGA PUJA)

May Maa Durga empowe...

May Maa Durga empower you & ur family With her nine swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. Happu Durga Puja!

By: B K Tripathi
Category: FESTIVALS (DURGA PUJA)

1 pandit ki taang ...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Police constable 2 h...

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kash aap kabi hamari...

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora
sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ L

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek baar mombatti ka ...

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola.
Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..?
Mombatti boli!!!
Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaa

By: B K Tripathi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Khidki se dekha to r...

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi
nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Durga Puja Khushio k...

Durga Puja Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Ma Durga kaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman hoÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

l Sarva mangala mang...

l Sarva mangala mangalye shive sarvartha sadhike ll l sharanye tryambake gouri narayani namostute ll Happy navaratri & dasara to u and your family.!

May Maa Durga empowe...

May Maa Durga empower you & ur family With her nine swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. Happu Durga Puja!

1 pandit ki taang ...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

Police constable 2 h...

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

Kash aap kabi hamari...

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora
sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ L

Ek baar mombatti ka ...

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola.
Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..?
Mombatti boli!!!
Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaa

Khidki se dekha to r...

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi
nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

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Durga Puja Khushio k...

Durga Puja Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Ma Durga kaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman hoÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

l Sarva mangala mang...

l Sarva mangala mangalye shive sarvartha sadhike ll l sharanye tryambake gouri narayani namostute ll Happy navaratri & dasara to u and your family.!

May Maa Durga empowe...

May Maa Durga empower you & ur family With her nine swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. Happu Durga Puja!

1 pandit ki taang ...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

Police constable 2 h...

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

Kash aap kabi hamari...

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ L

Ek baar mombatti ka ...

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola. Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..? Mombatti boli!!! Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaa

Khidki se dekha to r...

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

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Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora
sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ L

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola.
Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..?
Mombatti boli!!!
Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaa

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi
nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha