Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!
Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.
Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.
Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay h?
Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.
Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.
Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
Punjab Roadways Bus Conductor: Haan ji, PICHHE ticket le li sabh ne? Santa: Nahi ji, halley HAATH wich h.
Ek kudi nu green suit ch dekh ke munda Bolia: Poori Hari Bhari fasal lag rhi aa. kudi- Veerey, Tera Jija Roz Rat Nu 2 Baar Pani Launda. Hari Kyu na Rahungi.
Wife: Main chali apne peke aaj ton baad kade vapis ni aona. Husband: Lun te vajj. Wife: Bas aahi teriyan mithiyan gallan menu jaan ni dendiya..
