Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Wish you a very Happy New Year!
May the New Year enriches our life with your love, closeness and sharing!
Happy New Year, My Dear Sweetheart!
Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year make a resolution to be yourself!
Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas.
Banta: And what is it?
Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas!
What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box!
Why Santa Claus is always a man?
Because no women will wear the same dress year after year.
May the Christmas brings:
Joy in your heart;
Smiles at your doorstep;
And love and togetherness of friends and family in your home!