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Feb 16, 2016 SMS COLLECTION

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Jb khuch sapne adhur...

Jb khuch sapne adhure reh jate hain, Tb dil k aansu bnke beh jate hain..
Jo jindgi me sbse pyare hote hain, Pta nhi wo he kese doo ho jate hain..
SMS uploaded by SHAYARI FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Daku: Tera Naam? La...

Daku: Tera Naam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Naam H,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me...

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghr Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher He Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati H!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa khali katori m...

santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe h?
Santa: M maths ka teacher hu, Maine daal suppose ki hue h!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"too es mai problem kya h"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: O Banno Car k...

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi h, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat the
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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