Jan 18, 2016 SMS COLLECTION

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Dil k arma aasuo me ...

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teri nazron se nazar...

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
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lekin kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mai aa jaata h.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Badal Garze Shor Ke ...

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ladka achanak ladk...

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?
Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 boys with Sardar w...

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Station jaane...

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy to pretty girl -...

Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nhi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is secret of su...

What is secret of succes?
"by Right Decisions"
How do you make right decisions?
"by Experience"
How do you get experience?
"by Wrong Decision"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy told his very ...

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sweet insult!! Ek l...

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 18, 2016 SMS COLLECTION

Dil k arma aasuo me ...

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye..

Teri nazron se nazar...

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
lekin kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mai aa jaata h.

Badal Garze Shor Ke ...

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..

1 ladka achanak ladk...

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?
Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

2 boys with Sardar w...

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega..

Santa: Station jaane...

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Boy to pretty girl -...

Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nhi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu..

What is secret of su...

What is secret of succes?
"by Right Decisions"
How do you make right decisions?
"by Experience"
How do you get experience?
"by Wrong Decision"

A boy told his very ...

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Sweet insult!! Ek l...

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

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Jan 18, 2016 SMS COLLECTION

Dil k arma aasuo me ...

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye..

Teri nazron se nazar...

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai, . . . . . . . lekin kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mai aa jaata h.

Badal Garze Shor Ke ...

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath, Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath, Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka: Kahin Thand Ke Maare, So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..

1 ladka achanak ladk...

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola- lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ? Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

2 boys with Sardar w...

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega..

Santa: Station jaane...

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 40 Santa: 10 lelo Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega? Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Boy to pretty girl -...

Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ? Girl: pata nhi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu..

What is secret of su...

What is secret of succes? "by Right Decisions" How do you make right decisions? "by Experience" How do you get experience? "by Wrong Decision"

A boy told his very ...

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo. . Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week !!

Sweet insult!! Ek l...

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

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Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye..

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
lekin kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mai aa jaata h.

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?
Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega..

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nhi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu..

What is secret of succes?
"by Right Decisions"
How do you make right decisions?
"by Experience"
How do you get experience?
"by Wrong Decision"

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.