Dec 14, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Sir: What is a...

Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A rabbit runs, jumps...

A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs!
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs!
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Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL!
JUST SLEEP WELL!

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the biggest ...

What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
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100% Attendance ... =P =D

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : Who Invent...

Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You"
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

DEFINITION OF LAZINE...

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Safety Tip for Winte...

Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
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throw water on the mirror
& say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Doctor mere li...

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h.
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Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
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Girl: Ek saal pehle.
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Doctor: Infection nahi hua h "JUNG" lag gayi h.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Dec 14, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Sir: What is a...

Sir: What is a 'line'?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

A rabbit runs, jumps...

A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs!
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs!
.
.
Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL!
JUST SLEEP WELL!

What is the biggest ...

What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
100% Attendance ... =P =D

Teacher : Who Invent...

Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You"
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.

DEFINITION OF LAZINE...

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
.
.
.
.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Safety Tip for Winte...

Safety Tip for Winters !!
.
.
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
.
.
throw water on the mirror
& say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor.

Girl: Doctor mere li...

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h.
.
Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
.
Girl: Ek saal pehle.
.
Doctor: Infection nahi hua h "JUNG" lag gayi h.

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Dec 14, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Sir: What is a...

Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

A rabbit runs, jumps...

A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs! A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs! . . Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!

What is the biggest ...

What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study??? . . . . . . . . . . . . 100% Attendance ... =P =D

Teacher : Who Invent...

Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You" Student : China Teacher : How? Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.

DEFINITION OF LAZINE...

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS: Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :) Be lazy think crazy!

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. . . . . If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Safety Tip for Winte...

Safety Tip for Winters !! . . Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water... . . throw water on the mirror & say- " Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor.

Girl: Doctor mere li...

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h. . Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha? . Girl: Ek saal pehle. . Doctor: Infection nahi hua h "JUNG" lag gayi h.

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Sir: What is a 'line'?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs!
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs!
.
.
Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL!
JUST SLEEP WELL!

What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
100% Attendance ... =P =D

Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You"
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
.
.
.
.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Safety Tip for Winters !!
.
.
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
.
.
throw water on the mirror
& say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h.
.
Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
.
Girl: Ek saal pehle.
.
Doctor: Infection nahi hua h "JUNG" lag gayi h.