Nov 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa On Phone: Maa ...

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H
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Maa: Kya Hua ?
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Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
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Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
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Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Restaurant Advertise...

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Modern Art Paintings...

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?
Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

All husbands are lik...

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rhe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata....

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Mujhse Poocha kisi n...

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
.
.
.
.Muh Se.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: Do you ser...

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Santa On Phone: Maa ...

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H
.
Maa: Kya Hua ?
.
Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Restaurant Advertise...

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Modern Art Paintings...

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?
Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

All husbands are lik...

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rhe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
.
.
.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata....

Mujhse Poocha kisi n...

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
.
.
.
.Muh Se.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Customer: Do you ser...

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

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Nov 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Santa On Phone: Maa ...

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H . Maa: Kya Hua ? . Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. . Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ? . . . . Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Restaurant Advertise...

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Modern Art Paintings...

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega, next day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

All husbands are lik...

All husbands are like bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching new devices.

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rhe ho.. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.. . . . Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata....

Mujhse Poocha kisi n...

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat ka Izhar Kaise Karoge.......?? Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya..... . . . .Muh Se.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Customer: Do you ser...

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar? Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

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Santa On Phone: Maa good news H
.
Maa: Kya Hua ?
.
Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?
Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.

Banta: Pareshan lag rhe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
.
.
.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata....

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
.
.
.
.Muh Se.

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!