Oct 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Boy: Mummy aaj madam...

Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara.
Mom: Kyu beta?
Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha?
Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Duniya me 5 muskil k...

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Zindagi me hamesa 1 ...

Zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hi
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"Paanchvi...

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apni wife ko apne 10...

Apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kal 1 sapna dekha k ...

Kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar raksha bandhan ...

Agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hi to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nhi banati hi
jago ladko jago..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 sardar ko 1 machar...

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr rha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k niche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund rha hi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mom: so ja varna Gab...

Mom: so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy: pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom: kyu?
Boy: varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hi.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Boy: Mummy aaj madam...

Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara.
Mom: Kyu beta?
Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha?
Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...

Duniya me 5 muskil k...

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

Zindagi me hamesa 1 ...

Zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hi
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

"Paanchvi...

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya...

Apni wife ko apne 10...

Apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

Kal 1 sapna dekha k ...

Kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz...

Agar raksha bandhan ...

Agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hi to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nhi banati hi
jago ladko jago..

1 sardar ko 1 machar...

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr rha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k niche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund rha hi..

Mom: so ja varna Gab...

Mom: so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy: pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom: kyu?
Boy: varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hi.

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Oct 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Boy: Mummy aaj madam...

Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara. Mom: Kyu beta? Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha? Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...

Duniya me 5 muskil k...

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

Zindagi me hamesa 1 ...

Zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hi agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

"Paanchvi...

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya...

Apni wife ko apne 10...

Apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka Jago grahak jago.

Kal 1 sapna dekha k ...

Kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz...

Agar raksha bandhan ...

Agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hi to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nhi banati hi jago ladko jago..

1 sardar ko 1 machar...

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr rha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k niche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund rha hi..

Mom: so ja varna Gab...

Mom: so ja varna Gabar aa jayega, Boy: pehle 100 rupey do. Mom: kyu? Boy: varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hi.

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Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara.
Mom: Kyu beta?
Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha?
Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

Zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hi
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

Agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hi to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nhi banati hi
jago ladko jago..

Mom: so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy: pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom: kyu?
Boy: varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hi.