Jun 17, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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'Marriage canno...

'Marriage cannot take place without naagin dance ''
- Hindu Marriage Act 1955.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Makanmalik kirayedaa...

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-

Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri,
aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Aaj tum lat...

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota h...
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Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Quote of the Day : ...

Quote of the Day :

"bhuke ko roti aur smartphone vale ko charger dena poonya ka kaam h"

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What's the diff...

What's the difference between a girl and a knife?
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A KNIFE HAS A POINT.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Ch...

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dogs : bhawww Gir...

Dogs : bhawww

Girls : awww

Ye rishtha kya kehlatha h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz kiya hai....Yeh ...

Arz kiya hai....Yeh jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi H,
Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jho Uthi..

Toh..Koi Baat Nai Talented hoon dusri pata lunga.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek kutta ek car k ne...

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.
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Gajodhar aaya aur uske pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal
saale bhootni k.
bada aaya mechanical engineer.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Assistant director: ...

Assistant director:
Sir film me S*x scene daal dete hai...
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Rohit Shetty:
Thik hai NANO par SCORPIO chadi hui dikha de !

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 17, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

'Marriage canno...

'Marriage cannot take place without naagin dance ''
- Hindu Marriage Act 1955.

Makanmalik kirayedaa...

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-

Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri,
aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

Teacher: Aaj tum lat...

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota h...
.
.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.

Quote of the Day : ...

Quote of the Day :

"bhuke ko roti aur smartphone vale ko charger dena poonya ka kaam h"

What's the diff...

What's the difference between a girl and a knife?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A KNIFE HAS A POINT.

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Ch...

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

Dogs : bhawww Gir...

Dogs : bhawww

Girls : awww

Ye rishtha kya kehlatha h.

Arz kiya hai....Yeh ...

Arz kiya hai....Yeh jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi H,
Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jho Uthi..

Toh..Koi Baat Nai Talented hoon dusri pata lunga.

Ek kutta ek car k ne...

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.
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Gajodhar aaya aur uske pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal
saale bhootni k.
bada aaya mechanical engineer.

Assistant director: ...

Assistant director:
Sir film me S*x scene daal dete hai...
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Rohit Shetty:
Thik hai NANO par SCORPIO chadi hui dikha de !

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Jun 17, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

'Marriage canno...

'Marriage cannot take place without naagin dance '' - Hindu Marriage Act 1955.

Makanmalik kirayedaa...

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola- Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri, aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

Teacher: Aaj tum lat...

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota h... . . Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

Quote of the Day : ...

Quote of the Day : "bhuke ko roti aur smartphone vale ko charger dena poonya ka kaam h"

What's the diff...

What's the difference between a girl and a knife? . . . . . . . . . . A KNIFE HAS A POINT.

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Ch...

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu. Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye. Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

Dogs : bhawww Gir...

Dogs : bhawww Girls : awww Ye rishtha kya kehlatha h.

Arz kiya hai....Yeh ...

Arz kiya hai....Yeh jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi H, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jho Uthi.. Toh..Koi Baat Nai Talented hoon dusri pata lunga.

Ek kutta ek car k ne...

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha. . . . . . Gajodhar aaya aur uske pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k. bada aaya mechanical engineer.

Assistant director: ...

Assistant director: Sir film me S*x scene daal dete hai... . . . . . . . . . . Rohit Shetty: Thik hai NANO par SCORPIO chadi hui dikha de !

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'Marriage cannot take place without naagin dance ''
- Hindu Marriage Act 1955.

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-

Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri,
aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota h...
.
.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.

Quote of the Day :

"bhuke ko roti aur smartphone vale ko charger dena poonya ka kaam h"

What's the difference between a girl and a knife?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A KNIFE HAS A POINT.

Pappu: Dekho.. Me Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

Dogs : bhawww

Girls : awww

Ye rishtha kya kehlatha h.

Arz kiya hai....Yeh jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi H,
Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jho Uthi..

Toh..Koi Baat Nai Talented hoon dusri pata lunga.

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.
.
.
.
.
.
Gajodhar aaya aur uske pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal
saale bhootni k.
bada aaya mechanical engineer.

Assistant director:
Sir film me S*x scene daal dete hai...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rohit Shetty:
Thik hai NANO par SCORPIO chadi hui dikha de !