Feb 9, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Saali: Which compute...

Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Friend: What is the ...

Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya...

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Jiju: Wow. Your sis...

Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Saali: Why has the G...

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Jija Saali Sms Jija...

Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

When I miss you real...

When I miss you really very much all I have to do is close my eyes and think about you. Then my heart is satisfied to know that you are mine.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

The night sky is lov...

The night sky is lovely and the moon light is beautiful and exotic. Just like the times when you smile and brighten up my life. I love you so much.
GN

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

I always wished for ...

I always wished for a life where love would be the center of the universe. Then I met you and realized that you are the love I was always looking for.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Together we can make...

Together we can make a future that is beyond just beautiful. You have the smile and I have the style and we can do cute things together.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

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Feb 9, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Saali: Which compute...

Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!

Friend: What is the ...

Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya...

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Jiju: Wow. Your sis...

Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

Saali: Why has the G...

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Jija Saali Sms Jija...

Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

When I miss you real...

When I miss you really very much all I have to do is close my eyes and think about you. Then my heart is satisfied to know that you are mine.

The night sky is lov...

The night sky is lovely and the moon light is beautiful and exotic. Just like the times when you smile and brighten up my life. I love you so much.
GN

I always wished for ...

I always wished for a life where love would be the center of the universe. Then I met you and realized that you are the love I was always looking for.

Together we can make...

Together we can make a future that is beyond just beautiful. You have the smile and I have the style and we can do cute things together.

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Feb 9, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Saali: Which compute...

Saali: Which computer do you have? Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 card. Jiju: How about you? Saali: A PINK ONE!

Friend: What is the ...

Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol? Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya...

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai? Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Jiju: Wow. Your sis...

Jiju: Wow. Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use? Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

Saali: Why has the G...

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years? Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Jija Saali Sms Jija...

Jija Saali Sms Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

When I miss you real...

When I miss you really very much all I have to do is close my eyes and think about you. Then my heart is satisfied to know that you are mine.

The night sky is lov...

The night sky is lovely and the moon light is beautiful and exotic. Just like the times when you smile and brighten up my life. I love you so much. GN

I always wished for ...

I always wished for a life where love would be the center of the universe. Then I met you and realized that you are the love I was always looking for.

Together we can make...

Together we can make a future that is beyond just beautiful. You have the smile and I have the style and we can do cute things together.

MrPopat Services

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Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!

Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

The night sky is lovely and the moon light is beautiful and exotic. Just like the times when you smile and brighten up my life. I love you so much.
GN