Jan 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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If I was an artist, ...

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Monday went on Tuesd...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.

Have a Great Sunday!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jija: Sali ji, aapke...

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi h?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! :P

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi h,
uska haath lagte hi me theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua
Mujhe yakeen h agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang k saath aaoge.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gal: Do u have any s...

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When a Msg is sent f...

When a Msg is sent from Distance.
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart.

Good night!

By: Annu
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

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Jan 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

If I was an artist, ...

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

Monday went on Tuesd...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.

Have a Great Sunday!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke...

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi h?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! :P

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi h,
uska haath lagte hi me theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua
Mujhe yakeen h agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang k saath aaoge.

Gal: Do u have any s...

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

When a Msg is sent f...

When a Msg is sent from Distance.
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart.

Good night!

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Jan 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

If I was an artist, ...

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Monday went on Tuesd...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke...

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi h? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! :P

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi h, uska haath lagte hi me theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door kahin ek naya janam paoge Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua Mujhe yakeen h agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang k saath aaoge.

Gal: Do u have any s...

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda h, jachda h gore mukhde te"

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

When a Msg is sent f...

When a Msg is sent from Distance. U cannot c the faces, U cannot c the smiles, But U can sense the care that truly comes from the heart. Good night!

MrPopat Services

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.

Have a Great Sunday!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi h?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! :P

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi h,
uska haath lagte hi me theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua
Mujhe yakeen h agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang k saath aaoge.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

When a Msg is sent from Distance.
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart.

Good night!