Jan 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doli wali car dekh-k...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mom: Tujhe ladka pas...

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota h.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka
remote 6" ka hi hota h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dream makes everythi...

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above.
So always Brush ur Teeth

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do u know similarity...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna h to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chuha to haathi: tuh...

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni h?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi h,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi krti

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mon to Sun, From Jan...

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Doli wali car dekh-k...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pas...

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota h.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka
remote 6" ka hi hota h.

An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Dream makes everythi...

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above.
So always Brush ur Teeth

Do u know similarity...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna h to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Chuha to haathi: tuh...

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni h?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi h,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi krti

Mon to Sun, From Jan...

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

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Jan 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Doli wali car dekh-k...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pas...

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota h. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota h.

An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Dream makes everythi...

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above. So always Brush ur Teeth

Do u know similarity...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna h to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h, har chehre par shabab achha lagta h, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Chuha to haathi: tuh...

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni h? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi h, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi krti

Mon to Sun, From Jan...

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota h.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka
remote 6" ka hi hota h.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above.
So always Brush ur Teeth

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna h to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni h?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi h,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi krti

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!