Dec 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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"The true defin...

"The true definition of insanity: Doing the same task over and over, and expecting a different outcome"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Yaar! Main jo...

Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati h.

Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy 1 : Election ki ...

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi h.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua.
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is a Teacher ??...

What is a Teacher ??

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

CID ne Sony se nata ...

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya.
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa fixed his marr...

Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January

He sent invitation to his friends like this.

"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gajini 2:1st scene -...

Gajini 2:1st scene -
Amir Khan ka beta apna tiffin box road par khol rha tha.

Why ?
Woh dekh raha tha ki woh school ja raha hai ya school se aa rha h

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sen...

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Dec 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

"The true defin...

"The true definition of insanity: Doing the same task over and over, and expecting a different outcome"

Santa: Yaar! Main jo...

Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati h.

Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de!

Boy 1 : Election ki ...

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi h.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua.
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi h.

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor!

What is a Teacher ??...

What is a Teacher ??

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!

CID ne Sony se nata ...

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya.
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya!!

Santa fixed his marr...

Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January

He sent invitation to his friends like this.

"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"

Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Gajini 2:1st scene -...

Gajini 2:1st scene -
Amir Khan ka beta apna tiffin box road par khol rha tha.

Why ?
Woh dekh raha tha ki woh school ja raha hai ya school se aa rha h

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sen...

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY!

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Dec 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

"The true defin...

"The true definition of insanity: Doing the same task over and over, and expecting a different outcome"

Santa: Yaar! Main jo...

Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati h. Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de!

Boy 1 : Election ki ...

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi h. Boy 2 : Toh kya hua. Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi h.

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor!

What is a Teacher ??...

What is a Teacher ?? Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!

CID ne Sony se nata ...

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya CID ne Sony se nata jod liya. Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya!!

Santa fixed his marr...

Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January He sent invitation to his friends like this. "Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"

Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Gajini 2:1st scene -...

Gajini 2:1st scene - Amir Khan ka beta apna tiffin box road par khol rha tha. Why ? Woh dekh raha tha ki woh school ja raha hai ya school se aa rha h

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sen...

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY!

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Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati h.

Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de!

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi h.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua.
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi h.

What is a Teacher ??

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya.
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya!!

Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January

He sent invitation to his friends like this.

"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Gajini 2:1st scene -
Amir Khan ka beta apna tiffin box road par khol rha tha.

Why ?
Woh dekh raha tha ki woh school ja raha hai ya school se aa rha h

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY!