Dec 19, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Saal aate rahe saal ...

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe.
Aap u hi sada muskurate rahe.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chicha Don ko jhuka ...

Chicha Don ko jhuka de ye dunia me dum nahi jamana hum se he hum jamane se nahi

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Assalamualaykum kehn...

Assalamualaykum kehne se 10 neki warahmatullahi se 20 aur wabarkotuhu se 40 neki milti h!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladka: I love you L...

Ladka: I love you
Ladki: meri chapal ka size pata h ?
Ladka: aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Papa aur beta ek hot...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye

Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao

Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ?
Aap v bear pejiye na..

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H...

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H.
Unmein Se 2 Ko Kenchi Se Kaat Diya Jaye
To Kitne Kone Bachenge ?

Answer : 6

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Katrina ki coffee me...

Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi.

Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha h

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Salman Khan- Kitne P...

Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte H Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi?

Baba Ji- Sirf 10%
Salman- Y?
Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte H

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo Aankh badi hi pya...

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi
Jo usne Humko maari thi,
.
.
.
.
Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO
Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the Differen...

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Dec 19, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Saal aate rahe saal ...

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe.
Aap u hi sada muskurate rahe.

Chicha Don ko jhuka ...

Chicha Don ko jhuka de ye dunia me dum nahi jamana hum se he hum jamane se nahi

Assalamualaykum kehn...

Assalamualaykum kehne se 10 neki warahmatullahi se 20 aur wabarkotuhu se 40 neki milti h!

Ladka: I love you L...

Ladka: I love you
Ladki: meri chapal ka size pata h ?
Ladka: aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

Papa aur beta ek hot...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye

Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao

Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ?
Aap v bear pejiye na..

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H...

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H.
Unmein Se 2 Ko Kenchi Se Kaat Diya Jaye
To Kitne Kone Bachenge ?

Answer : 6

Katrina ki coffee me...

Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi.

Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha h

Salman Khan- Kitne P...

Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte H Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi?

Baba Ji- Sirf 10%
Salman- Y?
Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte H

Wo Aankh badi hi pya...

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi
Jo usne Humko maari thi,
.
.
.
.
Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO
Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

What is the Differen...

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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Dec 19, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Saal aate rahe saal ...

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe. Aap u hi sada muskurate rahe.

Chicha Don ko jhuka ...

Chicha Don ko jhuka de ye dunia me dum nahi jamana hum se he hum jamane se nahi

Assalamualaykum kehn...

Assalamualaykum kehne se 10 neki warahmatullahi se 20 aur wabarkotuhu se 40 neki milti h!

Ladka: I love you L...

Ladka: I love you Ladki: meri chapal ka size pata h ? Ladka: aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

Papa aur beta ek hot...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ? Aap v bear pejiye na..

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H...

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H. Unmein Se 2 Ko Kenchi Se Kaat Diya Jaye To Kitne Kone Bachenge ? Answer : 6

Katrina ki coffee me...

Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira, Usne wo pee li. Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur katrina behosh ho gayi. Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha h

Salman Khan- Kitne P...

Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte H Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi? Baba Ji- Sirf 10% Salman- Y? Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte H

Wo Aankh badi hi pya...

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi Jo usne Humko maari thi, . . . . Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye DOSTO Humko kya pata tha ki unko, Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

What is the Differen...

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe.
Aap u hi sada muskurate rahe.

Ladka: I love you
Ladki: meri chapal ka size pata h ?
Ladka: aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye

Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao

Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ?
Aap v bear pejiye na..

Ek Rumal Ke 4 Kone H.
Unmein Se 2 Ko Kenchi Se Kaat Diya Jaye
To Kitne Kone Bachenge ?

Answer : 6

Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi.

Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha h

Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte H Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi?

Baba Ji- Sirf 10%
Salman- Y?
Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte H

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi
Jo usne Humko maari thi,
.
.
.
.
Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO
Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.