Dec 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Masterji: Kal School...

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?

Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka ...

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?

Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chintu: Humare Prime...

Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Me Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte H ?

Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladkiwale -Humein Ai...

Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sishya: Guruji, Wif...

Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?

Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.

Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu !...

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu !
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Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke "Behri" Ho Gayi Hu Me.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pata H AAP 'Chl...

Pata H AAP 'Chlormint' Kyu Khati Ho.
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal...

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Dec 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

Masterji: Kal School...

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?

Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka ...

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?

Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane

Chintu: Humare Prime...

Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Me Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte H ?

Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!!

Ladkiwale -Humein Ai...

Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..

Sishya: Guruji, Wif...

Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?

Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.

Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu !...

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu !
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.
Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke "Behri" Ho Gayi Hu Me.

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

Pata H AAP 'Chl...

Pata H AAP 'Chlormint' Kyu Khati Ho.
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal...

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

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Dec 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

Masterji: Kal School...

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The? Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi? Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka ...

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha .. Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho? Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane

Chintu: Humare Prime...

Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Me Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte H ? Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!!

Ladkiwale -Humein Ai...

Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho. Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..

Sishya: Guruji, Wif...

Sishya: Guruji, Wife, Biwi, Patni, Shrimati, Aurat, Ardhangini, Gharwali In Sab Me Kitna Fark He? Guru: Vats, Itna Mat Socho. Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu !...

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu ! . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke "Behri" Ho Gayi Hu Me.

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

Pata H AAP 'Chl...

Pata H AAP 'Chlormint' Kyu Khati Ho. Qki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat Or Munch "50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati. Haha Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal...

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain. Manu: Par Kaise? Tanu: Tension Se. Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He? Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

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Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?

Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?

Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane

Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Me Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte H ?

Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!!

Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..

Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?

Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.

Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu !
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke "Behri" Ho Gayi Hu Me.

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

Pata H AAP 'Chlormint' Kyu Khati Ho.
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.