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Dec 9, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye !

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Munna bhai: Agar bin...

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya krna chahiye ?

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mallika went to a sw...

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.

Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!

Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h, har chehre par shabab achha lagta h, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe, hamein apka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs ?

"HASINA"

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maalik: Ramu, iss sa...

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Every Indian women i...

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rabri: Ka karat ho? ...

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nhi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nhi jaanat.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladki ek aisi paheli...

Ladki ek aisi paheli h, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli h.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyar to humein bhi k...

Pyar to humein bhi krna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua.

Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.
par afsoos ke!!!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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