Dec 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher : Dhutrastra...

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00...

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota h?
Dada-Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota-Me janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Exam ke baad ladkiya...

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?
1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Hello hello mera lel...

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
Bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
Zuban
Dekho apni khol k dekho
kya?
Aankhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl to riksha wala ...

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Don't simply ki...

Don't simply kiss someone;
Whisper in their mouth and tell them
the sweetest and most sincere secret of all.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

I Pray To God Every ...

I Pray To God Every Night,
For Your Mornings To Be Nice And Bright,
For Your Dreams To Come True,
Because For Me The Most Important Is Ã¢â‚¬ËœYOUÃ¢â‚¬â„¢.
Good Morning!

By: Dev
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

GOOD MORNING Sweet ...

GOOD MORNING
Sweet Charming Morning
Cold Awesome Climate
Hot Hot Tea
A Little Heart Beat Says
Very Very "Good Morning"

By: Dev
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

Pata hai MISS U Kitn...

Pata hai MISS U Kitna dard bhara word hota hai
M-mushkil hota h
I-intzar karna
s-sari zindgi
s-saase lena
U-unke bina
Jise hum chahte h
I love u

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Tum yaad nahi karte ...

Tum yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte,
Tum hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte.
Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi,
Tum jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

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Dec 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher : Dhutrastra...

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00...

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota h?
Dada-Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota-Me janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

Exam ke baad ladkiya...

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?
1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

Hello hello mera lel...

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
Bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
Zuban
Dekho apni khol k dekho
kya?
Aankhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

Girl to riksha wala ...

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

Don't simply ki...

Don't simply kiss someone;
Whisper in their mouth and tell them
the sweetest and most sincere secret of all.

I Pray To God Every ...

I Pray To God Every Night,
For Your Mornings To Be Nice And Bright,
For Your Dreams To Come True,
Because For Me The Most Important Is Ã¢â‚¬ËœYOUÃ¢â‚¬â„¢.
Good Morning!

GOOD MORNING Sweet ...

GOOD MORNING
Sweet Charming Morning
Cold Awesome Climate
Hot Hot Tea
A Little Heart Beat Says
Very Very "Good Morning"

Pata hai MISS U Kitn...

Pata hai MISS U Kitna dard bhara word hota hai
M-mushkil hota h
I-intzar karna
s-sari zindgi
s-saase lena
U-unke bina
Jise hum chahte h
I love u

Tum yaad nahi karte ...

Tum yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte,
Tum hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte.
Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi,
Tum jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.

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Dec 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher : Dhutrastra...

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun? Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00...

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota h? Dada-Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata. Pota-Me janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

Exam ke baad ladkiya...

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain? 1 : Kitna Lamba tha. 2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata. 3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha. 4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

Hello hello mera lel...

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. Bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? Zuban Dekho apni khol k dekho kya? Aankhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

Girl to riksha wala ...

Girl to riksha wala : Q bhai jaye ga ? Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai . . Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

Don't simply ki...

Don't simply kiss someone; Whisper in their mouth and tell them the sweetest and most sincere secret of all.

I Pray To God Every ...

I Pray To God Every Night, For Your Mornings To Be Nice And Bright, For Your Dreams To Come True, Because For Me The Most Important Is Ã¢â‚¬ËœYOUÃ¢â‚¬â„¢. Good Morning!

GOOD MORNING Sweet ...

GOOD MORNING Sweet Charming Morning Cold Awesome Climate Hot Hot Tea A Little Heart Beat Says Very Very "Good Morning"

Pata hai MISS U Kitn...

Pata hai MISS U Kitna dard bhara word hota hai M-mushkil hota h I-intzar karna s-sari zindgi s-saase lena U-unke bina Jise hum chahte h I love u

Tum yaad nahi karte ...

Tum yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte, Tum hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte. Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi, Tum jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.

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Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.

Pota-Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota h?
Dada-Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota-Me janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?
1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
Bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
Zuban
Dekho apni khol k dekho
kya?
Aankhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

Don't simply kiss someone;
Whisper in their mouth and tell them
the sweetest and most sincere secret of all.

I Pray To God Every Night,
For Your Mornings To Be Nice And Bright,
For Your Dreams To Come True,
Because For Me The Most Important Is Ã¢â‚¬ËœYOUÃ¢â‚¬â„¢.
Good Morning!

GOOD MORNING
Sweet Charming Morning
Cold Awesome Climate
Hot Hot Tea
A Little Heart Beat Says
Very Very "Good Morning"

Pata hai MISS U Kitna dard bhara word hota hai
M-mushkil hota h
I-intzar karna
s-sari zindgi
s-saase lena
U-unke bina
Jise hum chahte h
I love u

Tum yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte,
Tum hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte.
Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi,
Tum jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.