Nov 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sonu- yaar english m...

Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he
Monu- hut
sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha h

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Murgi Market Gai. ...

1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Between 10 people 9 ...

Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
.
.
.
But,
.
.
.
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : What happe...

Teacher : What happens wen
carbon monoxide reacts wid 2
molecules of iron?
.
.
Brahmi : COFFEE !
.
.
.
Teachr : how?
.
.
brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na Koi Kisi Se Door ...

Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai;
Na Koi Kisi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai;
Aata Hai Chal Pyaar Khud Uske Paas;
Jab Koi Kisi Ka Naseeb Hota Hai!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sehmi si nigahon mei...

Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge,
Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Har ek se achchi baa...

Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari,
Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To...

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse;
Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein;

Bandagi Hum Ne Chhod Di Hai 'Faraz';
Kya Karein Jab Log Khuda Ho Jayein!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Yaadon mein hum rahe...

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsas rakhna,
Nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kehte ke sath raho,
Door sahi par yaad rakhna.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rishta banana itna a...

Rishta banana itna aasan hai
Jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna
Aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai
Jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sonu- yaar english m...

Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he
Monu- hut
sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha h

1 Murgi Market Gai. ...

1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

Between 10 people 9 ...

Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
.
.
.
But,
.
.
.
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

Teacher : What happe...

Teacher : What happens wen
carbon monoxide reacts wid 2
molecules of iron?
.
.
Brahmi : COFFEE !
.
.
.
Teachr : how?
.
.
brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

Na Koi Kisi Se Door ...

Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai;
Na Koi Kisi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai;
Aata Hai Chal Pyaar Khud Uske Paas;
Jab Koi Kisi Ka Naseeb Hota Hai!

Sehmi si nigahon mei...

Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge,
Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

Har ek se achchi baa...

Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari,
Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To...

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse;
Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein;

Bandagi Hum Ne Chhod Di Hai 'Faraz';
Kya Karein Jab Log Khuda Ho Jayein!

Yaadon mein hum rahe...

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsas rakhna,
Nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kehte ke sath raho,
Door sahi par yaad rakhna.

Rishta banana itna a...

Rishta banana itna aasan hai
Jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna
Aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai
Jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna..

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Nov 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sonu- yaar english m...

Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he Monu- hut sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha h

1 Murgi Market Gai. ...

1 Murgi Market Gai. Murgi: 1 Anda Dena. Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi?? Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki 2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo..

Between 10 people 9 ...

Between 10 people 9 maybe in love with you! . . . But, . . . You will fall in love for exactly the one who doesn't love...

Teacher : What happe...

Teacher : What happens wen carbon monoxide reacts wid 2 molecules of iron? . . Brahmi : COFFEE ! . . . Teachr : how? . . brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

Na Koi Kisi Se Door ...

Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai; Na Koi Kisi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai; Aata Hai Chal Pyaar Khud Uske Paas; Jab Koi Kisi Ka Naseeb Hota Hai!

Sehmi si nigahon mei...

Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge, Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

Har ek se achchi baa...

Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari, Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari, Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To...

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse; Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein; Bandagi Hum Ne Chhod Di Hai 'Faraz'; Kya Karein Jab Log Khuda Ho Jayein!

Yaadon mein hum rahe...

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsas rakhna, Nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, Ye nahi kehte ke sath raho, Door sahi par yaad rakhna.

Rishta banana itna a...

Rishta banana itna aasan hai Jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna Aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai Jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna..

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Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he
Monu- hut
sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha h

1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
.
.
.
But,
.
.
.
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

Teacher : What happens wen
carbon monoxide reacts wid 2
molecules of iron?
.
.
Brahmi : COFFEE !
.
.
.
Teachr : how?
.
.
brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai;
Na Koi Kisi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai;
Aata Hai Chal Pyaar Khud Uske Paas;
Jab Koi Kisi Ka Naseeb Hota Hai!

Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge,
Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari,
Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse;
Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein;

Bandagi Hum Ne Chhod Di Hai 'Faraz';
Kya Karein Jab Log Khuda Ho Jayein!

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsas rakhna,
Nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kehte ke sath raho,
Door sahi par yaad rakhna.

Rishta banana itna aasan hai
Jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna
Aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai
Jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna..