Nov 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Manager: What Is You...

Manager: What Is Your
Qualification ?

Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD ?

Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty !

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi,...

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye!
Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badh Jaye!
Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aa jaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Says: Duniya K...

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious H.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sharab body ko khata...

Sharab body ko khatam karti h,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti h,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte h,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte h.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Stages of life: 1. ...

Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

Have an icy icy chri...

Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

The only blind pe...

The
only
blind
person
at Christmas
time
is
he
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart.

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

One day a big fat ma...

One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don't get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.
Happy christmas

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

I am dreaming of whi...

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

May the joy and peac...

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

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Nov 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Manager: What Is You...

Manager: What Is Your
Qualification ?

Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD ?

Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty !

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi,...

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye!
Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badh Jaye!
Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aa jaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye.

Santa Says: Duniya K...

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious H.

Sharab body ko khata...

Sharab body ko khatam karti h,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti h,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte h,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte h.

Stages of life: 1. ...

Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!

Have an icy icy chri...

Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.

The only blind pe...

The
only
blind
person
at Christmas
time
is
he
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart.

One day a big fat ma...

One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don't get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.
Happy christmas

I am dreaming of whi...

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

May the joy and peac...

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas

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Nov 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Manager: What Is You...

Manager: What Is Your Qualification ? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD ? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty !

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi,...

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye! Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badh Jaye! Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aa jaye, Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye.

Santa Says: Duniya K...

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta H, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious H.

Sharab body ko khata...

Sharab body ko khatam karti h, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti h, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte h, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte h.

Stages of life: 1. ...

Stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus Merry Christmas!

Have an icy icy chri...

Have an icy icy christmas, with buttering msgs, choclaty calls, creamy thoughts, fruity funs, wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys. Merry christmas.

The only blind pe...

The only blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

One day a big fat ma...

One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag. Don't get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas. Happy christmas

I am dreaming of whi...

I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white. Happy Christmas.

May the joy and peac...

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Manager: What Is Your
Qualification ?

Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD ?

Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty !

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye!
Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badh Jaye!
Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aa jaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye.

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious H.

Sharab body ko khatam karti h,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti h,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte h,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte h.

Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!

Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.

The
only
blind
person
at Christmas
time
is
he
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart.

One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don't get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.
Happy christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas