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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka ...

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta ped pe chada t...

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu...

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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