Oct 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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1 Friend-Agr Muje Ap...

1 Friend-Agr Muje Apni Gf
Facebook Par Milegi To
Uske Wall Pr Kya Likunga.
2 Friend- Tum Likna Ki
"Is Wall Par Pesaab Krna Mana Hai"

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: kal maine tumha...

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta: Tumhe Kaise P...

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ka 20 saal ke ...

Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua
WO udaas ho gya
Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ?
Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab ...

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai,
Tab Phone Chodta Nahi.
.
.

Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I Pray to God to giv...

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI

By: Dev
Category: FESTIVALS (DIWALI)

Santa Police se: Ka...

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Diwali aai, masti ch...

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye,
"happy diwali"

By: Dev
Category: FESTIVALS (DIWALI)

Wife: India jao to s...

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife: APNI VIDEO

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Raat h kafi thandi h...

Raat h kafi thandi hawa chal rahi h
Yaad me aapki kisi ki muskan khil rahi h
Unke Sapno ki duniya me aap kho jao
Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao!
G.N.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

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Oct 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1 Friend-Agr Muje Ap...

1 Friend-Agr Muje Apni Gf
Facebook Par Milegi To
Uske Wall Pr Kya Likunga.
2 Friend- Tum Likna Ki
"Is Wall Par Pesaab Krna Mana Hai"

Boy: kal maine tumha...

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

Banta: Tumhe Kaise P...

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

Santa ka 20 saal ke ...

Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua
WO udaas ho gya
Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ?
Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa..

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab ...

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai,
Tab Phone Chodta Nahi.
.
.

Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

I Pray to God to giv...

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI

Santa Police se: Ka...

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Diwali aai, masti ch...

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye,
"happy diwali"

Wife: India jao to s...

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife: APNI VIDEO

Raat h kafi thandi h...

Raat h kafi thandi hawa chal rahi h
Yaad me aapki kisi ki muskan khil rahi h
Unke Sapno ki duniya me aap kho jao
Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao!
G.N.

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Oct 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1 Friend-Agr Muje Ap...

1 Friend-Agr Muje Apni Gf Facebook Par Milegi To Uske Wall Pr Kya Likunga. 2 Friend- Tum Likna Ki "Is Wall Par Pesaab Krna Mana Hai"

Boy: kal maine tumha...

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

Banta: Tumhe Kaise P...

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi? Santa: Bahut Asaan H Patthar Mar Ke Dekho Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

Santa ka 20 saal ke ...

Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO udaas ho gya Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ? Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa..

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab ...

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai, Tab Phone Chodta Nahi. . . Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

I Pray to God to giv...

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI

Santa Police se: Ka...

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Diwali aai, masti ch...

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli, Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan, Sabko bhaye, "happy diwali"

Wife: India jao to s...

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna, Dubai jao to jewelry, France jao to perfume! Husband ne jal ke kaha, Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon? Wife: APNI VIDEO

Raat h kafi thandi h...

Raat h kafi thandi hawa chal rahi h Yaad me aapki kisi ki muskan khil rahi h Unke Sapno ki duniya me aap kho jao Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao! G.N.

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1 Friend-Agr Muje Apni Gf
Facebook Par Milegi To
Uske Wall Pr Kya Likunga.
2 Friend- Tum Likna Ki
"Is Wall Par Pesaab Krna Mana Hai"

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua
WO udaas ho gya
Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ?
Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa..

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai,
Tab Phone Chodta Nahi.
.
.

Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye,
"happy diwali"

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife: APNI VIDEO

Raat h kafi thandi hawa chal rahi h
Yaad me aapki kisi ki muskan khil rahi h
Unke Sapno ki duniya me aap kho jao
Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao!
G.N.