Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
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Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Don't waste tim...

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Error Shown By A ...

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
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Press F1 to Continue...

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TIPS 4 Boys- If you ...

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
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Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyar mein hisab kita...

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Don't waste tim...

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend

An Error Shown By A ...

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue...

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

TIPS 4 Boys- If you ...

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different.

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.
.
Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha.

Pyar mein hisab kita...

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

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Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Don't waste tim...

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future! Better kill some mosquitoes in that time. So that you can sleep better.

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend

An Error Shown By A ...

An Error Shown By A Computer: No Keyboard Connected!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Press F1 to Continue...

I like three things ...

I like three things . 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. Oh Hello! . Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

TIPS 4 Boys- If you ...

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different.

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... . . . Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha.

Pyar mein hisab kita...

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte ke kya khoya kya paya... Gol gappay wala aaya Gol gappay laya.. zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.
.
Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha.

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.