Oct 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Son to Dad : Papa, M...

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta to Doctor : Do...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After legalizing gay...

After legalizing gay's relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers
Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa by mistake goe...

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho..

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa got into a bus...

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek 99 year ka aadmi ...

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : "Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa to Autodriver ...

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor to Female : K...

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina ...

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Son to Dad : Papa, M...

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Banta to Doctor : Do...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

After legalizing gay...

After legalizing gay's relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers
Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

Santa by mistake goe...

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho..

Santa got into a bus...

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Ek 99 year ka aadmi ...

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : "Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota"

Santa to Autodriver ...

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

Doctor to Female : K...

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina ...

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis.

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Oct 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Son to Dad : Papa, M...

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Banta to Doctor : Do...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

After legalizing gay...

After legalizing gay's relations in india The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

Santa by mistake goe...

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho..

Santa got into a bus...

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Ek 99 year ka aadmi ...

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : "Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota"

Santa to Autodriver ...

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!

Doctor to Female : K...

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina ...

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis.

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

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Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

After legalizing gay's relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers
Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho..

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis.