Sep 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta Cigratte Pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.
Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha H
Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

"Why Do We Stud...

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"
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Awesome Answer By Students :
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"Kyunki,
Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote H!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dhoni: meri biwi ko ...

Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya kru??

Viru: boost de.
Salmaan: revital de.
Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de.
Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

RAND' aur...

RAND' aur 'VAISHYA' me kya farq hai ?

'RAND' South Africa Ki Currency Hai
.
Aur
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VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank hai..
.
Soch Badlo,Desh Badlega

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Saala Ajeeb System H...

Saala Ajeeb System Hai....

Neend Ladki ko nahi aati,
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.
.
Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: hey i bought a ...

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6

Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka???

Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar In Police Off...

Sardar In Police Office:
Ye Photos Kiski Hain ???
Police Officer:yeh Criminals Ki,
Jinko Arrest Kerna Hai.
Sardar: Jab Photo Li Tab
Arrest Ker Lena Tha Na.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jewellery Shop Mein ...

Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.

Y ?

Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab bhi kisi beautif...

Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke
ke saath dekhta hu to
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Dil pe haath rakh ke
khud ko tasalli deta hu ki
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.
Bhai-Behan h
Bhai-Behan h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pani Aane Ki Baat Ka...

Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sep 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta Cigratte Pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.
Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha H
Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.

"Why Do We Stud...

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"
.
.
.
Awesome Answer By Students :
.
.
"Kyunki,
Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote H!

Dhoni: meri biwi ko ...

Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya kru??

Viru: boost de.
Salmaan: revital de.
Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de.
Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de

RAND' aur...

RAND' aur 'VAISHYA' me kya farq hai ?

'RAND' South Africa Ki Currency Hai
.
Aur
.
VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank hai..
.
Soch Badlo,Desh Badlega

Saala Ajeeb System H...

Saala Ajeeb System Hai....

Neend Ladki ko nahi aati,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta h.

Boy: hey i bought a ...

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6

Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka???

Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka h.

Sardar In Police Off...

Sardar In Police Office:
Ye Photos Kiski Hain ???
Police Officer:yeh Criminals Ki,
Jinko Arrest Kerna Hai.
Sardar: Jab Photo Li Tab
Arrest Ker Lena Tha Na.

Jewellery Shop Mein ...

Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.

Y ?

Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

Jab bhi kisi beautif...

Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke
ke saath dekhta hu to
.
.
Dil pe haath rakh ke
khud ko tasalli deta hu ki
.
.
.
Bhai-Behan h
Bhai-Behan h.

Pani Aane Ki Baat Ka...

Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

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Sep 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta Cigratte Pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha H Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.

"Why Do We Stud...

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??" . . . Awesome Answer By Students : . . "Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote H!

Dhoni: meri biwi ko ...

Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya kru?? Viru: boost de. Salmaan: revital de. Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de. Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de

RAND' aur...

RAND' aur 'VAISHYA' me kya farq hai ? 'RAND' South Africa Ki Currency Hai . Aur . VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank hai.. . Soch Badlo,Desh Badlega

Saala Ajeeb System H...

Saala Ajeeb System Hai.... Neend Ladki ko nahi aati, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta h.

Boy: hey i bought a ...

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6 Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka h.

Sardar In Police Off...

Sardar In Police Office: Ye Photos Kiski Hain ??? Police Officer:yeh Criminals Ki, Jinko Arrest Kerna Hai. Sardar: Jab Photo Li Tab Arrest Ker Lena Tha Na.

Jewellery Shop Mein ...

Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

Jab bhi kisi beautif...

Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to . . Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu ki . . . Bhai-Behan h Bhai-Behan h.

Pani Aane Ki Baat Ka...

Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.
Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha H
Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"
.
.
.
Awesome Answer By Students :
.
.
"Kyunki,
Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote H!

Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya kru??

Viru: boost de.
Salmaan: revital de.
Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de.
Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de

RAND' aur 'VAISHYA' me kya farq hai ?

'RAND' South Africa Ki Currency Hai
.
Aur
.
VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank hai..
.
Soch Badlo,Desh Badlega

Saala Ajeeb System Hai....

Neend Ladki ko nahi aati,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta h.

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6

Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka???

Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka h.

Sardar In Police Office:
Ye Photos Kiski Hain ???
Police Officer:yeh Criminals Ki,
Jinko Arrest Kerna Hai.
Sardar: Jab Photo Li Tab
Arrest Ker Lena Tha Na.

Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.

Y ?

Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke
ke saath dekhta hu to
.
.
Dil pe haath rakh ke
khud ko tasalli deta hu ki
.
.
.
Bhai-Behan h
Bhai-Behan h.

Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.