Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Monday ko dosti, Tu...

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa ...

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Galat nazar se dekho...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi Socha Hai K Ga...

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM..

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash...

Monday ko dosti, Tu...

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa ...

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...

Galat nazar se dekho...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!

Kabhi Socha Hai K Ga...

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega...

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM..

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah...

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..

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Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash...

Monday ko dosti, Tu...

Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko phir se talash.

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa ...

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko Pehchan Ne K Liye Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...

Galat nazar se dekho...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari.. . . . . , . . bhabhi lagegi..!!

Kabhi Socha Hai K Ga...

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai? . ??? . Nahi Pata Na . . . . Kabhi Khud Baithna, Pata Chal Jayega...

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM..

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai kisi ki pasnd se hme kya hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai wah wah...

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem hai . Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai 1-Pyar 2-Rishta 3-School Life 4-Dosti 5-Paise 6-Sms Pakage OR 7. Toilet Mai Pani..

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Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash...

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM..

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..