Sep 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Arz kiya hai ankho m...

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chuhe ne kiya sherni...

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose,
Gift diya usne red rose,
Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh,
Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli,
Confidence to dekh.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na jane riste kaise ...

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 10 paise ho gaye.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Haar se pehle mai um...

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Wah Wah
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Daya bola..
"Payment sabko milti h,
Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu"

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahut sweet hai woh ...

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

wahi karenge aisi te...

wahi karenge aisi tesi
jinhe samjhte
priye hitesi
chall durngi chalti duniya
najar gada kar gidho jesi

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The best prank call ...

The best prank call ever

hello, dominos..??
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yes sir

how may i help you...
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bhai pizza hut ka no. Do.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Brown Rang, Blue Eye...

Brown Rang, Blue Eyes...
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Bhai Ladki chahiye ya Sanath
Jayasuriya?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Neend aati hai to kh...

Neend aati hai to khaab aata h,
khaab mein ak ladki aati h,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata h,
phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata h

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ishq me ye anjaam pa...

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sep 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Arz kiya hai ankho m...

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

Chuhe ne kiya sherni...

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose,
Gift diya usne red rose,
Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh,
Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli,
Confidence to dekh.

Na jane riste kaise ...

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 10 paise ho gaye.

Haar se pehle mai um...

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Wah Wah
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Daya bola..
"Payment sabko milti h,
Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu"

Bahut sweet hai woh ...

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

wahi karenge aisi te...

wahi karenge aisi tesi
jinhe samjhte
priye hitesi
chall durngi chalti duniya
najar gada kar gidho jesi

The best prank call ...

The best prank call ever

hello, dominos..??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
yes sir

how may i help you...
.
.
.
.
.
.
bhai pizza hut ka no. Do.

Brown Rang, Blue Eye...

Brown Rang, Blue Eyes...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bhai Ladki chahiye ya Sanath
Jayasuriya?

Neend aati hai to kh...

Neend aati hai to khaab aata h,
khaab mein ak ladki aati h,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata h,
phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata h

Ishq me ye anjaam pa...

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

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Sep 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Arz kiya hai ankho m...

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah! Wah! Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..

Chuhe ne kiya sherni...

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dekh.

Na jane riste kaise ...

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye, Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye, Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to, Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 10 paise ho gaye.

Haar se pehle mai um...

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..! Wah Wah Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..! Daya bola.. "Payment sabko milti h, Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu"

Bahut sweet hai woh ...

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

wahi karenge aisi te...

wahi karenge aisi tesi jinhe samjhte priye hitesi chall durngi chalti duniya najar gada kar gidho jesi

The best prank call ...

The best prank call ever hello, dominos..?? . . . . . . . yes sir how may i help you... . . . . . . bhai pizza hut ka no. Do.

Brown Rang, Blue Eye...

Brown Rang, Blue Eyes... . . . . . . . . . . Bhai Ladki chahiye ya Sanath Jayasuriya?

Neend aati hai to kh...

Neend aati hai to khaab aata h, khaab mein ak ladki aati h, ladki ke piche uska baap aata h, phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata h

Ishq me ye anjaam pa...

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h, haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h, hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya, baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

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Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose,
Gift diya usne red rose,
Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh,
Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli,
Confidence to dekh.

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 10 paise ho gaye.

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Wah Wah
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Daya bola..
"Payment sabko milti h,
Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu"

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

wahi karenge aisi tesi
jinhe samjhte
priye hitesi
chall durngi chalti duniya
najar gada kar gidho jesi

The best prank call ever

hello, dominos..??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
yes sir

how may i help you...
.
.
.
.
.
.
bhai pizza hut ka no. Do.

Brown Rang, Blue Eyes...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bhai Ladki chahiye ya Sanath
Jayasuriya?

Neend aati hai to khaab aata h,
khaab mein ak ladki aati h,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata h,
phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata h

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.