Aug 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Ek Hath M Pen Dusre ...

Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M
Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre
Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye
Board Pe Dusri Lover Par,
Kaun Kahta H K Student
"Life Is Easy"

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bijlee Ki Taar Or La...

Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti H.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the diff. be...

What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE ...

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE H
HAM UNSE PYAR KARTE H
N WO HAMSE BAT KARTE H
N HAM UNSE BAT KARTE
BAS AK DUSRE KO DEKH KAR TIME PAS KIYA KARTE H

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Simple But Best Jo...

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant
Was Filling Out A Job Application.
When He Came To The Question,
"Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He
Wrote, "No."

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(c...

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota h.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Dil k dard ko pinewa...

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane.
Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane.
Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me
yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boy-chalti hai kya 9...

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Inspector: Jail Me K...

Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye?
Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha,
Inspector: Phir?
Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Aug 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Ek Hath M Pen Dusre ...

Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M
Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre
Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye
Board Pe Dusri Lover Par,
Kaun Kahta H K Student
"Life Is Easy"

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Bijlee Ki Taar Or La...

Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti H.

What is the diff. be...

What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE ...

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE H
HAM UNSE PYAR KARTE H
N WO HAMSE BAT KARTE H
N HAM UNSE BAT KARTE
BAS AK DUSRE KO DEKH KAR TIME PAS KIYA KARTE H

A Simple But Best Jo...

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant
Was Filling Out A Job Application.
When He Came To The Question,
"Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He
Wrote, "No."

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(c...

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota h.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!

Dil k dard ko pinewa...

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane.
Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane.
Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me
yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane.

Boy-chalti hai kya 9...

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

Inspector: Jail Me K...

Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye?
Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha,
Inspector: Phir?
Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.

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Aug 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Ek Hath M Pen Dusre ...

Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye Board Pe Dusri Lover Par, Kaun Kahta H K Student "Life Is Easy"

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha . kyu? . Qki doctor ne use . lamba safar karne k liye mana kia tha.

Bijlee Ki Taar Or La...

Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti H.

What is the diff. be...

What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE ...

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE H HAM UNSE PYAR KARTE H N WO HAMSE BAT KARTE H N HAM UNSE BAT KARTE BAS AK DUSRE KO DEKH KAR TIME PAS KIYA KARTE H

A Simple But Best Jo...

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant Was Filling Out A Job Application. When He Came To The Question, "Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He Wrote, "No."

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(c...

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota h. Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!

Dil k dard ko pinewa...

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane. Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane. Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane.

Boy-chalti hai kya 9...

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

Inspector: Jail Me K...

Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye? Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha, Inspector: Phir? Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

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Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M
Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre
Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye
Board Pe Dusri Lover Par,
Kaun Kahta H K Student
"Life Is Easy"

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti H.

What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE H
HAM UNSE PYAR KARTE H
N WO HAMSE BAT KARTE H
N HAM UNSE BAT KARTE
BAS AK DUSRE KO DEKH KAR TIME PAS KIYA KARTE H

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant
Was Filling Out A Job Application.
When He Came To The Question,
"Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He
Wrote, "No."

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota h.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane.
Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane.
Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me
yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane.

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye?
Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha,
Inspector: Phir?
Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.