Aug 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya h.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Santa -I kiss my wif...

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Kiss me softly and s...

Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Proposing u was my d...

Proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilme

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

I wan"t to kiss...

I wan"t to kiss ur lips
I wan"t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste....

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Why do we close our ...

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

I will give you one ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

If you R ever in dou...

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

u could kiss me, hol...

u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,
I'll never get enough of u.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Boy gave a dice to a...

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

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Aug 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya h.

Santa -I kiss my wif...

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Kiss me softly and s...

Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

Proposing u was my d...

Proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilme

I wan"t to kiss...

I wan"t to kiss ur lips
I wan"t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste....

Why do we close our ...

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen

I will give you one ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

If you R ever in dou...

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

u could kiss me, hol...

u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,
I'll never get enough of u.

Boy gave a dice to a...

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

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Aug 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya h.

Santa -I kiss my wif...

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Kiss me softly and s...

Kiss me softly and speak to me low; Trust me darling, the time is near, When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear! Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

Proposing u was my d...

Proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilme

I wan"t to kiss...

I wan"t to kiss ur lips I wan"t to play with ur teeth I want to teaste ur tounge Hey ! don"t get angry fren I m toothpaste....

Why do we close our ...

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss? Because D best things in life R unseen

I will give you one ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

If you R ever in dou...

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

u could kiss me, hol...

u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do, I'll never get enough of u.

Boy gave a dice to a...

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya h.

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

I wan"t to kiss ur lips
I wan"t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste....

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,
I'll never get enough of u.

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.