Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt...

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A baby fish asked he...

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Always start your da...

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Which are the 2 late...

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt...

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

A baby fish asked he...

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Always start your da...

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Which are the 2 late...

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt...

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry, Always TALLI never CRY !!!

A baby fish asked he...

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Phoolon mein gulab a...

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h, har chehre par shabab achha lagta h, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Kabhi hausla bhi azm...

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Always start your da...

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Which are the 2 late...

Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think... think... think... Marjava & Mitjava

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava

What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."