Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Beauty is not how yo...

Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Munna bhai: Agar bin...

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka !

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dosti karo college w...

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Great Calculation: O...

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have Girlfriends

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doli wali car dekh-k...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mon to Sun, From Jan...

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Beauty is not how yo...

Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Munna bhai: Agar bin...

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka !

Dosti karo college w...

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Great Calculation: O...

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have Girlfriends

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Doli wali car dekh-k...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Mon to Sun, From Jan...

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te"

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Beauty is not how yo...

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Munna bhai: Agar bin...

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka !

Dosti karo college w...

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Great Calculation: O...

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Doli wali car dekh-k...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Mon to Sun, From Jan...

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

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Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka !

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have Girlfriends

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te"