Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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ECG if u go out with...

ECG if u go out with wife
/l,-./\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The best quote of ad...

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour:

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 larki ki dua Ka...

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do you Like me as I ...

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: What shoul...

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Put ur hand on a Hot...

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why Men n Wome...

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I Wonder If 1 Day S...

I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In .

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

It's Perfectly ...

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl : I'm warn...

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.

Boy : But I'm not doing anything.
Girl : That's why I'm warning you.

Hurry up !

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

ECG if u go out with...

ECG if u go out with wife
/l,-./\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________

The best quote of ad...

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour:

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother"

1 larki ki dua Ka...

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

Do you Like me as I ...

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

Teacher: What shoul...

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Put ur hand on a Hot...

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

Why Men n Wome...

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

I Wonder If 1 Day S...

I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In .

It's Perfectly ...

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Girl : I'm warn...

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.

Boy : But I'm not doing anything.
Girl : That's why I'm warning you.

Hurry up !

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

ECG if u go out with...

ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/\_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /\________

The best quote of ad...

The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour: "Don't whistle at the girl going out from here, She might b ur grand mother"

1 larki ki dua Ka...

1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

Do you Like me as I ...

Do you Like me as I am?? Or do I haVe to . . . . . . . . . . . . . Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

Teacher: What shoul...

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Put ur hand on a Hot...

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan, a second seems an hour, But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

Why Men n Wome...

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men n Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains

I Wonder If 1 Day S...

I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In .

It's Perfectly ...

It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Girl : I'm warn...

Girl : I'm warning you My Mummy is coming back in half an hour. Boy : But I'm not doing anything. Girl : That's why I'm warning you. Hurry up !

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Follow Us

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ECG if u go out with wife
/l,-./\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour:

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother"

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In .

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.

Boy : But I'm not doing anything.
Girl : That's why I'm warning you.

Hurry up !