Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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vo bhi kya din tha ...

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hawa me bindas ud ra...

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A long time ago, two...

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
.
..
...
....
Santa and Banta..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bekaar hai vo log jo...

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte h,
Miss karna hain to
"machcharo" ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte h.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl sitting on a pa...

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ap kya jano hum tumh...

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte h...

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ: Saa...

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ:
Saas bahu se:
Uth ja heroine..
dekh suraj kabka nikal aaya hai.

Bahu: Hey relax mom.
wo sota bhi to muzse
pehle hai na..!

THiNK Different

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is Generation G...

What is Generation Gap?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct !

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rehte hain hum door ...

Rehte hain hum door to kya hua,
Hum juda to nahi,
Baat nahi ker sakte to kya hua,
Hum khafa to nahi,
Na nilna hamari majboori hai,
Per hum bewafa to nahi.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

vo bhi kya din tha ...

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

Hawa me bindas ud ra...

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

A long time ago, two...

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
.
..
...
....
Santa and Banta..

Bekaar hai vo log jo...

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte h,
Miss karna hain to
"machcharo" ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte h.

Girl sitting on a pa...

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Ap kya jano hum tumh...

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte h...

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ: Saa...

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ:
Saas bahu se:
Uth ja heroine..
dekh suraj kabka nikal aaya hai.

Bahu: Hey relax mom.
wo sota bhi to muzse
pehle hai na..!

THiNK Different

What is Generation G...

What is Generation Gap?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct !

Rehte hain hum door ...

Rehte hain hum door to kya hua,
Hum juda to nahi,
Baat nahi ker sakte to kya hua,
Hum khafa to nahi,
Na nilna hamari majboori hai,
Per hum bewafa to nahi.

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

vo bhi kya din tha ...

vo bhi kya din tha jab log hame kiss kiya karte the. magr afsos us waqt hm 2 saal ke hua karte the?

Hawa me bindas ud ra...

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib. Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib. Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib. Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa, gir gya galib..

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

A long time ago, two...

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth. No they are known as . .. ... .... Santa and Banta..

Bekaar hai vo log jo...

Bekaar hai vo log jo, ladkiyon ko miss karte h, Miss karna hain to "machcharo" ko karo, jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi, apko kiss karte h.

Girl sitting on a pa...

Girl sitting on a park bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling. She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.? Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Ap kya jano hum tumh...

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai, Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte h...

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ: Saa...

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ: Saas bahu se: Uth ja heroine.. dekh suraj kabka nikal aaya hai. Bahu: Hey relax mom. wo sota bhi to muzse pehle hai na..! THiNK Different

What is Generation G...

What is Generation Gap? Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs. Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes. Surprisingly both are correct !

Rehte hain hum door ...

Rehte hain hum door to kya hua, Hum juda to nahi, Baat nahi ker sakte to kya hua, Hum khafa to nahi, Na nilna hamari majboori hai, Per hum bewafa to nahi.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
.
..
...
....
Santa and Banta..

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte h,
Miss karna hain to
"machcharo" ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte h.

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte h...

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ:
Saas bahu se:
Uth ja heroine..
dekh suraj kabka nikal aaya hai.

Bahu: Hey relax mom.
wo sota bhi to muzse
pehle hai na..!

THiNK Different

What is Generation Gap?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct !

Rehte hain hum door to kya hua,
Hum juda to nahi,
Baat nahi ker sakte to kya hua,
Hum khafa to nahi,
Na nilna hamari majboori hai,
Per hum bewafa to nahi.