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Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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When WORDS fail, eye...

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail, HEART speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab koi itna khas Ba...

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jack: Accha kya who ...

Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?

Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Krish: Doctor ne muj...

Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta dairy likh rah...

Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami".
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girlfriend (boyfrien...

Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek operation ke baad...

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?'
Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dad:result ka kya hu...

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Ch...

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)
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