Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u, throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Full form of study -...

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y:

[S]inging
[T]weeting
[U]nlimited Texting
[D]reaming
[Y]awning.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u, throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

Full form of study -...

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y:

[S]inging
[T]weeting
[U]nlimited Texting
[D]reaming
[Y]awning.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

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Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u, throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI. ..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-) YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

Full form of study -...

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y: [S]inging [T]weeting [U]nlimited Texting [D]reaming [Y]awning.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS.

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya . . . Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY INDIA :D Have a Nice Day

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

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"If som1 throws a stone at u, throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y:

[S]inging
[T]weeting
[U]nlimited Texting
[D]reaming
[Y]awning.

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy