Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Man: Sardarji where ...

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What's the most...

What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
.
..
...
When nobody likes your Facebook status!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke Ba...

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB...

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Sher Ka Pin...

Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta H?
.
Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta H.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy got a 0 in EXAM....

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY H

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What did the male do...

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
.
Socho ?

.
BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar bought a new ...

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Captain of Military:...

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

You are Bandar It me...

You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo.. :)

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Man: Sardarji where ...

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

What's the most...

What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
.
..
...
When nobody likes your Facebook status!

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke Ba...

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB...

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko..

Teacher: Sher Ka Pin...

Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta H?
.
Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta H.

Boy got a 0 in EXAM....

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY H

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

What did the male do...

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
.
Socho ?

.
BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?

Sardar bought a new ...

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?

Captain of Military:...

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

You are Bandar It me...

You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo.. :)

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Aug 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Man: Sardarji where ...

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

What's the most...

What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status!

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke Ba...

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH! Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB... GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo: OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H PaThar Maar SaaLe ko..

Teacher: Sher Ka Pin...

Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta H? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta H.

Boy got a 0 in EXAM....

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY H

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

What did the male do...

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?

Sardar bought a new ...

Sardar bought a new mobile. He send message to everyone from his Cell "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?

Captain of Military:...

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

You are Bandar It me...

You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome R= Rambo.. :)

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
.
..
...
When nobody likes your Facebook status!

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB...

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko..

Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta H?
.
Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta H.

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY H

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
.
Socho ?

.
BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo.. :)